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>be me
>Un bulborb del planeta tierra millones de años en el futuro
>Vivo pacíficamente
>Mi rutina es comer, dormir, comer, dormir
>Creo que eso es todo lo que existe en la vida y estoy bien con ello
>Un día conozco a alguien
>Es una hermosa bulborb que llega al vecindario
>Nunca he sido bueno para socializar
>Pero por alguna razón me es muy fácil platicar con ella
>Nos hacemos amigos y, con el tiempo, pareja
>Fast forward 10 años
>Mi hermosa esposa ha muerto de cáncer pero la vida sigue
>Nuestros hijos son hermosos y fuertes. Todos van a la primaria y son inteligentes. Tal vez un poco callados pero sacaron eso de su padre. Son educados son sus mayores y nunca dan problemas
>Solemos tomar siestas en las tardes
>Nos dormimos los tres al calor del sol y de nuestro propio amor
>La vida es bella
>De pronto, un día, llega un extranjero
>Empleado de una corporación capitalista, está aquí para tomar suministros del planeta y venderlos en su propio planeta
>Mata a cualquiera que se interponga en su camino
>Llega a nuestro vecindario y nos ataca mientras dormimos
>Mata primero a mis hijos. Los ataca con tal cantidad de Pikmin que no les da tiempo ni de reaccionar
>Me empieza a atacar y me despierto
>Veo lo que ha hecho
>Blindrage.wav
>Trato de matarlo, pero el muy culero se esconde detrás de su ejército de Pikmin
>Lo único que consigo es comerme tres de esos Pikmin
>Me dañan tanto que me desmayo
>Despierto poco después, y veo con horror que están usando el cadáver de mis hijos para hacer más Pikmin.
>Me van a hacer lo mismo a mí
>Oh GOD OH FUCK
>Me cargan y maquinaria alien convierte mi cuerpo en semillas de Pikmin
>Muero
>Mi último pensamiento es sobre mi querida esposa
>Te fallé amor. Te prometí que cuidaría de nuestros retoños. Te fallé
>Perdóname
>Oscuridad y el silencio de la muerte
>Despierto
>"Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
>LA PTMADRE TODD HOWARD

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